Kristen Ritter is one of our wonderful, smiling
ticket sellers at the Alaska Center for the Performing Arts CenterTix box
office. In addition to helping you find a great seat at your next performance,
Kristen is part of Theatre Artists United’s current production of “Pippin”
running March 21-30. For tickets, visit www.CenterTix.net.
My name is Kristen Ritter and I work at the PAC which stands for
Penguin Advisory Committee. Just kidding, it stands for Pelican Advisory
Committee; penguins generally have their act together.
One of the great things about working at the PAC is that I can see
all the amazing shows that come through our theaters and, after
watching some of the most talented, consummate performers I have ever
witnessed, I found myself thinking what any logical person would think: I
should do that. So I decided to audition for Pippin.
The process was nerve wracking and when I actually made it into
the cast as Lead Chorus Member (even though they keep telling me “that’s not a
thing” and “you’re just a chorus member” and “stop standing on your chair like
that during vocal warm ups”), I was ecstatic. I texted my brother who has
been the star of multiple Theatre Artists United productions in the past.
“I’M IN PIPPIN!!! WHO’S THE HOT SHOT NOW????!!??” I wrote, to which he
replied: “did you take my ipod?”
Soon, rehearsals began. The dance rehearsals were extremely fun despite
the fact that I often demonstrated the kind of coordination and motor skills
more commonly associated with newborn giraffes or, you know, jello. Blocking was easier because blocking is theater for
standing and I’m pretty good at that.
During this time, I also took on the duties of
“rehearsal manager.” Since I had never been a rehearsal manager before, nor even
heard of such a thing, I wasn’t exactly sure what to do. Occasionally I
took roll call and when someone was not at practice I would leave lengthy,
vaguely threatening messages vis-à-vis the
safety of their family on their voicemail in an Italian accent. It wasn’t
a bad gig.
Then we were into tech week. The costumes came together.
A local girl scout troop generously made all our dynamite (presumably for
their explosives and pyrotechnics badge). We found an excellent crate to
play the role of “Crate.” Most of my time was spent in the actor’s lounge
eating cookies.
Tech week was also when I tried to ramp up the marketing. A
lot of my marketing involved telling people what Pippin is about, since I
have scientifically deduced that no one outside the cast has ever heard of it.
In case you’re wondering, it’s about a young Russian boy who, unable to
use his powers of necromancy to raise a beloved duck from the grave, is
overcome with guilt and resorts to a life of exile in a small village where he
eventually gets really good at choreographing farm chores to music. If
you’re thinking this is an overdone plot, let me assure you we put our own spin
on this old favorite.
And then, before I knew it, we were opening. Reflecting over
the past nine weeks, I can’t believe how much I’ve learned.
For example, I learned new vocabulary such as “artistic choice,”
which is when you forget your lines and have to make up entirely new ones or,
in my case, when you could not get the military uniform off in time during the
quick change and now have to walk on stage wearing a dress over army fatigues
and carrying someone else's prop (or something that looked like a prop in the
dim light of the side stage but now just looks like an important piece of
lighting equipment).
Most importantly I learned to always be conscious of where the
dancers are, especially when they are doing their fouettés en tournant,
which is a French phrase that means “get the hell out of the way.”
All in all, it's been an absolutely incredible experience and I
hope everyone has a chance to come see Pippin. Maybe afterwards,
if you’re lucky, you can get the Lead Chorus Member to sign your program.
(In all seriousness, I’ve had so much fun being a part of this
production. I’m proud of the opportunities local artists have and I’m
grateful for the professional space we have to perform in.)
I loved this account of your experience! What a great read and a great production! Congratulations to everyone involved! FANTASTIC! :D
ReplyDeleteThis is hysterical! Congratulations on lead chorus member role. Even if the theater thing doesn't work out, keep writing. You are the most amazing, entertaining writer. And I'm not just saying that because I'm your mom :)
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